Nell Shemely might have lucked into her job at the local seaport museum's ticketing center, but she's already over this lame shit. Not only is it boring as hell, but the blacksmith won't let her mess with his tools and her boss doesn't think she's "tour guide" material. 

Truth be told, Nell has only one true passion -- The Guinness Book of World Records. So when rumors spread that the man who tried (and failed) to grow the world's longest fingernails has moved to Nell's sleepy hometown, she becomes obsessed with tracking him down.

A new play about redemption and recovery.